We recieved a call just the other day from a person looking for for a “fast growing” tree and that a smaller starter plant would be preferred. I offered up a Quercus muehlenbergii (Chinquapin Oak) and ran down the list of superlatives that made it why I’d plant that for his needs other than many others that might work for him. I was stopped half way through; “Woah, woah, woah. Oak trees don’t grow fast. They’re oaks. They grow slow. I want a sugar maple.” After a brief exchange, I was left thinking about why people continue to think oaks grow slowly.